Next up on the celebration list, Mafia movie night. Everyone who comes has to have a mafia name (like Sammy "the bull" or "Scarface"). So get your thinking caps on. Will post more details later.
And now for our Monday morning advice, if but a little late. This one comes to our email box from an anonymous sender.
Dear Opus and Roscoe,Last night I stayed up all night, at a party, eating pizza and licking up catnip. Now I have a terrible headache and my tummy is burning. I think there just might be a fire in there. What can I do to survive the day?
Sincerely,
Firebreather
Dear Firebreather,
We think that many of us can relate to your problem this morning. Do what we did; a few Tums and return to bed immediately. You might want to consider getting your human to rub your belly, preferably while laying on a soft bed in a dark room. Best wishes to you and we hope you feel better soon.
Love,
Opus and Roscoe
**We retract our advice about taking aspring. You may do so ONLY if you are a human. The furry ones should stay clear of the stuff and stick to a belly rub. Thank you for your comments.**
Opus and Roscoe are looking for emails to use in their Monday monring advice column. If you have a question pertaining to care of or problems with your human, please write them at catnapsinitaly@yahoo.com. Thank you.
10 comments:
Oh no, not aspirin! That makes your stomach burning worse. Some antacids would be better! However, according to SS, the best way to get over a hangover is to stay drunk. So, more catnip and stay nefarious!
Stay away from tylenol too--that will kill a cat... Catupuncture is good as is some ginger tea.
Yeah, yeah! My cousin nearly died from ingesting paracetamol and had to stay in the hospital for a few days.
Hey guys, my owner suggests cognac, but what does she know? She's just a human, but I adore her - can't help it, I guess. Great party - I am waiting for a photo of the tower-tipping! Anyone who can still stand is invited to Berlin for part three of the tour tomorrow! Then, back for more pizza! Oh, and I brought some catnip syrup for those kitty-hangovers!
Licks and slobbers
-Charlie
Getting a tummy rub always makes a hurty tummy feel better.
Sorry we missed your moveaversary!
Yup, poodins shouldn't take aspirins or ibuprofin or aceteminaphin. Poodins must learn not to inbibe so willfully... It takes a strong poodin to resist urges. Ask Skeezix about urges...
Luf, Us
Dearest Farm Boys! I want to thank you and Sassy for the invite to the party! Pizza is my favorite and you had lots to select from! I had the bacon pizza:) over in the corner where it was quiet. I just like to watch the others have fun right now until I feel all better...I am on that road so mommy is very happy now:)) Thank you again for the nice party. I read all about your adventures on the flight over from the heartland to Italy! WOW first class is what you both deserve in life all the time! I am so happy you are my firends:)
Love from Miss Peach
We's so sorry we missed the party! The beans wented out ALL day an left the puters turned off.
Since all da bean medicines are bad fur puddins, how bout sum Fur an Purr Therapy? It always makes my beans feel better. Or we also say, "Take two tabbies an blog me in the mornin!"
OH! I just amembered! Mom was allowed to giv Bonnie a little Pepcid AC if her tummy bugged her fur bein empty too long. (She gotted upset and refused to eat fur 3 days - Bonnie, not Mom)
Purrs!
Aspirin kills cats, but you know that, right? Tylenol too, because a friend DIED from eating pills that the stupid humans left lying around.... HE was only 2 years old...
Stupid stupid humans.
Which reminds me: Did you dress up your humans already for the Dare??? Friday and Saturdy we'll vote for viewer's favorite so time is running out!
Karl
Bring your camera and your favourite picnic toys - and hope that the weather is fine; the university is gloomy on grey, rainy days.
Post a Comment